The economic collapse in Ireland has been averted today when The Corrs put Bono in a big old mangle and squeezed him for the location of the missing treasure. It’s nothing malicious on the part of either party, and it’s easy to blame the politicians who short-sightedly replaced their currency with the Bono back in 1999. For several years at least forcing bachelor parties to exchange their pounds for Bono worked very well. They would stagger around Dublin drinking in pubs and eating massive breakfasts whilst winking and jigging alongside them Bono would tip his hat to publican and cook alike, assuring them he had it covered. But times move on and as the market changed with it then so too did the Bono, shrinking.
For some time now the much reduced Bono, darting between bushes and luring unwary travellers into bogs has been sighted but until now never caught. Even then it took the combined might of all The Corrs to achieve the task. The Corrs well known for their charity work cited especially Andrea’s long experience at saving aging jockeys from the knackers, enabling them to live out their lives running free on a farm specially designed by The Corrs.
Addressing the press from the foot of a particular rainbow The Corrs dug up the missing gold whilst a struggling Bono, dirty, ragged-trousered and scared of the lights cursed them all roundly from behind a pair of massive, wraparound green shades. Sharon The Corrs was at pains to reveal that once given a good talking-to Bono would be released to run free on their farm amongst The Corrs complete collection of B*Witched.
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